I've decided that my stomach is like unto a Vermicious Knid from Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator. Roald Dahl, probably my favorite author, has described Vermicious Knids as:
Huge, egg-shaped alien beings. They have no other features like a mouth or nose and the entire egg shaped body moves, pulsing and bulging here and there. It can turn itself into any shape it wants, it has no bones, but it's body is very stretchy and squishy. It can become as round as a ball or as long as a kite string. "What a weird and oozy thing it was to watch." They are the terror of the universe!
There are obvious differences but the similarities are uncanny!
p.s. Don't mind that this is not in a formal APA or MLA style.
1 comment:
Funny! -- Any day now. :)
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