Drugged Sleep

Thank goodness for it and beware of it at the same time.

Many of you may have already heard this story, however, I believe it deserves to be recorded and documented for future generations.

A while ago, I was going to attend a "Perfect Steak" class at Sur La Table. I was going to go with my sis, but she ended up not being able to go, so I needed someone to accompany me. Problem is, it was about 11:30 and I had already taken my sleep meds. What I thought was a 5 minute conversation was actually a 20 minute conversation. I called Dan and I remember asking him if he wanted to go to the class and that's about it. Here's what I don't remember.

"We will attend the class wearing the pelts of the animals we will feast upon like a little Indian family."

After this, I began describing the tee pee etc. that we would sit in. I then proceeded to tell him that he was

"covered in cheese that looked like sheep's wool."

and

"my mind is in a box full of fabric and buttons and I need to move it out of the way so I can think."

Dan tried to explain to me that what I was saying was slightly crazy and I guess I became rather belligerent that no! what I was saying was totally based in reality and was true. So then when he tried to play along, I was quick to point out to him that what he was saying was ridiculous.

Lesson-Don't make phone calls when you've drugged yourself into a deep mental unawareness to allow you to sleep!